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Perfect Wedding Speeches Made Easy! A Great Speech Makes a Wedding Memorable.

Don't Leave Critical Wedding Speeches to Amateurs. Guide the Speech Makers and Create an Occasion To Remember.

What good would a guide to wedding speeches be without a few sample wedding speeches? This section will particularly long as there are so many types of speeches to add. I will add a short, and a long speech sample for each category. Lets get started right now!

Please note that none of these speeches are copyrighted materials, but were postings of actual speeches that were successfully given at weddings by regular people just like you. All resources will be provided at the end of this section. Please note that these speeches were edited to be presented in a more general way so real names were omitted and some items changed around for easier reading.

The Importance of Wedding Speeches...

The make and break of a  wedding reception is the quality and content of the speeches. This should be the most memorable part of the ceremony. These words should stay with the Bride and Groom forever.

The speeches should be good enough and memorable enough and laid out well enough to find their rightful place in the wedding album so the bride and groom can remind themselves in the years to follow of that wonderful once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Don't skimp on this...

It's too risky just to leave it to the individuals to map out their own speech. By far the best advice with respect to wedding speeches is to give guidance to the parties who will speak and the very best way to do this is to learn from the finest wedding speech makers. People who make a living selling their way of speaking. People who approach the speaking role at weddings from a professional well thought out approach but one that allows maximum freedom of expression.

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The wedding speeches site covers...

  •  Best man speeches: Be Fearless, Funny and Flawless!
  • Bride speeches: Beautiful Words for a Beautiful Occasion!
  • Father of the bride speeches: How to be Witty and Well Prepared!
  • room Speeches: Say the Right Words at the Right Time!
  • Maid of honor speeches: Your Complete 'How to' Guide!
  • Mother of the bride speeches: Words of Love! Learn More... click here.

Introduction... Best man speeches - Humorous

Before I get to the best man speech sample, let me tell you that the best man speech is often very light and humorous. Men generally like to stay humorous because it is simply easier to communicate and relax that way. The samples that I have put up are meant to be entertaining to the listeners and the bridal couple. I hope that you like them.

Good Afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.

For those of you who dont know me, my name is ________ and for those of you that do ... well I apologize.

Foolishly, ________ has given me the great honor of being best man for him on this very special day. Let me just say how grateful I was to have been chosen to speak at such a joyous occasion, the wedding of ______and ______.

Unfortunately, those feelings have now gone out the window and I stand here before you ... terrified.

Before I hand you over to ______, I would just like to say a big "Thank you" to the bridesmaids because they have done a marvelous job in helping _____, and look fantastic!!!!

In fact they are only eclipsed by ______ herself, who, I'm sure you'll agree looks absolutely stunning today. The groom however, just looks stunned.

Right now I would like to ask both (the bride and the grooms name here) to take part in my speech. Bride will you please place your left/right hand on the table. Groom will you please place your left/right hand on top of Brides

I would like to ask you both to keep your hands in this position until the end of my speech and believe me groom you will regret it if you dont.

I would like to also thank you for finally admitting after all this time that I have known you, that I am the best man!

Instead of telling you a bunch of stories that can drag on forever, you will have to listen to my marital advice instead. Im not sure Im the best person to dish out advice! But I do have the following words of wisdom for the happy couple

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Groom;

1. First, set the ground rules and establish whose boss - then do everything she says

2. Second, Married Life Can Be Compared To Football ... so, Be Fully Committed Every Week And Make Sure That You Score Every Saturday.

3. Third, remember the 5 ings; the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the compromising, the childrens swing, and the enduring.

4. Dont forget, if you buy her flowers, she knows you're feeling guilty, and she will remember, to the second, the last time you bought her some ... AND the reason why!

5. Lastly, there are three words you must never forget, You're right dear.

For the bride

For you we have the 5 key tips to a successful marriage.

A man who will treat you right and always stand by your side

A man who will shower you with gifts and compliments

A man who will comfort you in times of trouble.

A man who will please you and grant your every request.

Most importantly, make sure Ensure that each man does not know the other ones names.

But really ______. you are one lucky man! You married ______ today.

Shes a beautiful, smart, funny, loving, and caring young woman.

She really deserves a great husband. Thank god she married you before she found one.

Have you still got your hands together? .... Good, good

I Spoke To Both ____ And _____ Before The Wedding And I Asked _____ What He Was Looking For In Marriage - He Said "Love, Happiness And Eventually A Family."

When I Asked _____ The Same Question - She Replied - A Coffee Perculator!

ell, She Actually Said A "Perky Copulator" But I Knew What She Meant...

The final and most important task, of the best man is knowing when enough is enough and we think that that time has arrived as I look down at my girlfriend and see her with her head in her hands, wondering what have I done

It has been an honor and a privilege to be best man today. Thanks again for letting me have the job! And I honestly couldnt wish for a better friend to be best man for.

 think you will all agree that today, _____ truly is the best man and apart from _____ being the most stunning person in the room, she is also the luckiest.

Now, in case any of you are wondering why I asked ______ to place his hand on top of ______, I will tell you now. _____ ... as my final role, it has been with great pleasure that I have been able to give you the last five minutes in which you will ever have the upper hand over ______.

Please stand up and raise your glasses to Mr. & Mrs. ****** !!!

Speech number 2- best man

Ladies and Gentlemen. every now and then we have the opportunity to talk about a man of the highest integrity and honor - a man of achievement and action, with penetrating intellect and who is obviously destined for better things In lifeNot today though, because this speech is about ______(grooms name).

On behalf of The Maid of Honor, and the two bridesmaids, Id like to thank ___ for his kind comments and their gifts. Its a pleasure to speak on behalf of such nice people, and Im sure youll all agree they all look fantastic today and have done a great job.

But, Ladies and Gentlemen, I must remember that weve been asked to praise groom today, not to bury himmind you, I must admit, the decision was close!

You see the thing is, Dan has been a good friend to me now for over twelve years. Weve both been close friends, and partners in crime on numerous occasions, and in the quieter moments, a trusting friend to whom he tell anything to.which, fortunately, has provided me with ample material for this speech.

Starting from the very beginning, groom was born in____ on ____1974. We did try to link this will some big world event, but it seems that nothing else happened on this day.the day the staff at the Maternity Ward refer to as Monkey Birth Tuesday.

When doing the research for this speech, speaking to his parents, I expected there to be the usual choice of stories about _____ mishaps as a child, but to my shock there were none. When I spoke to his mother about his younger years, she described him as an angel. Going onto his schooling years, he was said to be a star pupil, with one teacher actually quoting I wish we could have more like ____

For a while, I couldnt believe this was the same person, as in all the time I knew him at college he was certainly no pet of the tutors. He got thrown out of Mr Dowsings computer class so many times, that the tutor eventually used to take pre-emptive measures by throwing him out before the class even started.on the rare occasions he actually turned up that is!

______ regularly arrived late for lessons, and used to give a variety of excesses, but my all time favorite is when he returned late from lunch having been to the local pub, and claimed he had been held hostage in a Turkish Hairdressers.

After a bit of digging about I managed to find one of his old college reports, I read and was actually quite surprised, it sad ____ is an ideal pupil who excels in most subjects..oh hang on a minute it said ____ is an idol pupil whos been expelled in most subjects

Its fair to say that at college, ___ wasnt just falling behind.he was actually getting lapped.

Here you can share a personal story about the groom and his behavior after meeting the bride. Perhaps share an anecdote about their early relationship days.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I wont keep you too much longer so well move to some advice for the newly married couple:

Groom, never be complacent, always keep an eye out for those little tell tail signs in your relationship.like if you see the milkman wearing your socks. Just remember; it only takes a couple of words mumbled in church and youre married. But it only takes a couple of words mumbled in your SLEEP and youre divorced!

Ladies and Gentlemen, before we finish, there are obviously two very important people here today, without whom very little of this would have been possible and the great thing is, as the evening progresses, most of us will get to spend more and more time talking with them. So please join me in a very special toast.to the bar staff

Thanks for listing to this speech this afternoon.and as I said to the woman I lost my virginity to, thanks for laughing. All joking aside, ____ youre a great guy and an excellent friend I remember so many laughs and good times weve had, Im sure there will be many more to come. Thanks for giving us the opportunity, privilege, and honor of being youre Best Man.

_______ you make a beautiful wife and Im confidant you will make each other very happy. Let me just say from my perspective, ____ couldnt be marrying a better man, and ____ couldnt be marrying a better woman. I am extremely happy to have you both as friends.

So may your love be modern enough to survive the times, yet old Fashioned enough to last forever.

All that left then in to say (looking at the couple) _____ and _____, well done, congratulations and we really do wish you all the very best for your future together. To the bride and groom.

Number 3 best man

Ladies and gentlemen, getting married is a big step. You dont take it lightly.

So I think its only fair to ask this question: Is ___ actually ready for marriage?

As it happens, the answer, I think, is yes which is a relief, because I wouldnt have enjoyed spending the next five minutes telling you that this wedding is all a big mistake.

So, seeing its good news, I thought I might tick off some of the reasons Ive come to that conclusion. I think the best way to judge whether someone is ready for marriage is to run through this checklist:
Is he responsible?
Is he reliable?
And - last but not least is he relatively sober?
Let's start with the first one: Is Jim responsible?
A responsible person, in my book, is someone who is willing to say The Buck Stops Here.
And ____ has been prepared to say that more than once. So I think we can mark him down as marriage material on count number one.
Count number two, of course, is: Is he reliable? I think so.
You couldn't say he has always been 100 percent reliable, I have to admit.
If you weigh it all up, though, I think you'd have to say that ____ has what takes to be a reliable family man.
So that makes two out of three. Responsible and reliable.
Now - what about relatively sober? Well, when he gets to his feet you'll be able to see for yourself.

I suppose I could tell you a story or two about some episodes in his past where he wasn't the most sober guy in the room, but I personally believe that it's a shame to spoil a wedding that way.

You don't really want to upset your family by having the sordid details of one or two of your less dignified moments announced on your big day. So I think we'll just let that one by, ____, and score you, let's say, 2 and a half out of three.

Which is most definitely a passing grade. So congratulations, ____. You qualify as a man ready for marriage, and you couldn't have chosen a better person to share it with. its an honor to stand here today as your Best Man.

You and ____ make a terrific couple, and I want to wish you many years of love, laughter, happiness, success, and joy.

And I know that however things change, and whatever fate rolls your way, youll make the most of everything you have. God bless you both, and may the life ahead of you be all you have ever dreamed of.

Number 4 Best man
I would like to thank Graham for his kind words on behalf of the bridesmaids who look absolutely wonderful and have done a fantastic job today.

I would like to start by complimenting the bride on how amazing she looks this evening.

As for Graham, well what can I say, we tried our best. It was of course a great honor to be chosen as best man. But from the moment Graham asked me it was clear that the best man speech would be the most challenging part of the day. If only because of having to select, only some, from the wealth of embarrassing stories of which I could choose.

So I had to prepare. I took my standard approach and indeed most mens approach when faced with a problem they know little of nothing about. I bought a book and surfed on the internet.

Now for those of you who have had the pleasure of being best man will understand, the book found its way to the garbage almost before I got through the door. And, as Im sure Im not the only man in the room who has found far more interesting things to look at on the internet. I drew a blank.

The most reliable source of information would clearly come from the friends and family with whom he would share this special day. So buddy, I wrote down a few words with which some of them used to describe you.

A great friend; Thoughtful, caring, trusting and charismatic. In fact I barely found a person who had a bad word to say. Although, I did find some.

When I heard belligerent, ungrateful, lazy, stubborn and obstinate I thought hang on thats a bit rough (maybe not entirely untrue but certainly a bit unnecessary for a best mans speech) .but if his parents dont know him then who does.

When speaking to everyone I learned a bit about _______ childhood. I met him at university and knew little about how he grew up.

His sisters confirmed, what I had expected myself, that it was indeed from an early age that _____ had realized his appearance would be a fundamental part of his character. However, it appears that he struggled to find a style of his own.

(Embarrassing photos scanned onto slides for projector)

The other personality trait which everyone agreed defines Graham is his general obsessive ness. Whether it relates to his passion for his hair, his neatness, his formula 1 addiction or his obsessive talking which coupled with his unhealthy love of technology can form a lethal combination.

I thought it had been just me who had been subjected to marathon conversations about the racing specifications of the latest F1, his most recent upgrade of mobile phone, or the relative merits of all four championship manager football games. But it appears he has inflicted this to some degree upon all of us. But we love him all the same.

Having shared some of your thoughts with me. I will be glad to share with you some of my own experiences with _____. If you had supposed that there was a darker side to ____, youd be right.

This is the time, where as tradition dictates, I would be failing in my duties as best man if I did not include some stories about masculine behavior and drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol. However, stories like this can come across so easily as being juvenile and distasteful.

I have three good examples of such stories.

The first, _____, having been apprehensive about being dressed up for his 21st birthday was relieved to find that the costume chosen was that of a racing driver. Only to be horribly disappointed that the nipples and bottom had been cut out as we dressed him up ready for a night on the town.

Another good example would be _____ first and hopefully last attempt at forming international relations with France. For which he supported by myself and many friends found himself on a booze cruise in France. After having been drinking for 24hours he was dressed up as Frenchman complete with a Berret, Stripey T-shirt and a String of onions. I think by the end of the holiday we had even gone as far as developing the stereotypical smell of the Frenchmen. A true ambassador of the country _______.

The final example would have to involve the events of the stag do in Prague of which I will only share only this. When confronted with an angry Czech police officer, who brandishing a baton and gun, has just stopped you for being drunk and disorderly what do you do? It is braver man than me who when horribly drunk, dressed as a super hero, with an inflatable sex doll in one hand and with a ball and chain in his other answers to the question What is your name with Im Batman. Adam West would have been appalled.

Okay, none of that actually happened. However, that story certainly caught _____ lovely eye, just as she caught _____ eye. It was almost love at first site for _____

Im not convinced that love blossomed as quickly on ____ part, as from his speech, it seems too had done with _____. I think the words I heard used were jumped up and overconfident. But I wouldnt worry about that ____, Ive heard him described as far worse things before.

And being the dedicated and work-orientated man that he is covered far more ground in the handover that Im sure is outlined in any corporate handbook. And I for one am glad that he did as it was the start of a beautiful relationship which we are all here to celebrate today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a fantastic honor doing this job today. Youve been very kind in listening to me. And, now I have just a few thank you to add.

Firstly, Id like to join the groom in thanking ________ for being fabulous hosts.
Secondly, Id like to thank the Zoo for giving ______ day release from the monkey enclosure.

Id like to thank you all for joining the couple Celebrate this very special day in their lives.

I have one special thank you which I have had to add today. We had a minor disaster last night at ______ house. His trusted Best man, when ironing our shirts for the big day, managed to burn a massive iron mark on the sleeve of, guess who, but the Grooms shirt. Thinking quickly we swapped it with one of the Ushers. Judging by his face he has had no idea but deserves thanks for taking one for the team.

And finally, it gives me the greatest pleasure to invite you all to be upstanding and join me in toasting the bride and groom on what Im sure will be a very long and happy marriage.


Number 5
Ladies and gentlemen:
If theres anybody here this evening, who feels slightly nervous and frightened, its probably because you just got married to ______!

For those of you who dont know me, my name is ____ and it has been my job today to ensure that _____ was not himself. Which basically meant, punctual and sober.

Ive known him for ________ years and I can honestly say that Ive never seen him happier as when he met _____. She has not only changed his life for the better, but she has brought out the best in him.

I want to thank him for asking me to be his best man, because this is truly an honor. Id also like to thank the families for helping them both prepare for this beautiful wedding. They are a great couple and I wish them all the happiness in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, would you please raise your glass and join me in a toast to the happy couple:

To the new Mr. & Mrs. XXXXXXX....may you have a lifetime full of health and happiness! Congratulations!


Maid of Honor Speech

Good Evening! For those of you who dont know me, Im _________, the very proud big sister of our glamorous Bride. I want to start by congratulating bride and groom, and thanking all of you for coming here today.

When I look at the bride and groom, I feel such a whirlwind of emotions? I know that _____ has found her true match and I know that theirs will be a marriage of long standing. My heart is bursting with love for you two today. I know you have a wonderful adventure ahead of you, and with Gods blessing your marriage will last for decades to come.

I never knew _____ before he dated my sister, so I cant tell you horrible stories about him, but I can tell you that I think hes perfect for my sister!? Hes easy going, interesting, easy to talk to, and he has a great sense of humor! We are very happy to welcome _____ into our family. We know hes made for us, and we hope were made for him!

______, I want to note how beautiful you look today, and to tell you that this has truly been a special day for me. Thank you for giving true meaning to the word sister and for sharing the last 28 years with me. My parents and I have just loved this girl from the day she was born. Weve coddled her, enjoyed her, and laughed with her.? I know how much joy she has brought into our lives, and I know that shell bring that joy into ______ life as well.

As children, _____ and I were pretty much inseparable, and we always managed to keep each other laughing. When I think back on our adventures in childhood, I have nothing but fond memories. The fondest memories include the times we spent at the river having picnic lunches.

Add a personal memory here, or two etc. To this day, ____ is the only person I know that can make me laugh so hard it hurts. I have a lot more funny and embarrassing stories about her, but because this is her special day, I will leave her alone now.

I thought about the words of advice that wed like to give to the newlyweds and came up with this:

The two secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage are a good sense of humor and a short memory!

Always remember to say those three important little words..."Youre right dear."
If youre clever, youll always have the last word. However, if you are very clever, you wont use it.

Whenever you are wrong, admit it. Whenever you are right, be quiet.
And, _____, always remember...a happy wife, makes for a happy life!

Separately, you are two special, remarkable people, but together you are complete. As you sit side by side through this roller coaster of life, remember to scream from the peaks, hold hands through the dips, laugh through the loop the loops, and enjoy every twist and turn.

For the ride is much better when you share it together. Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

My wishes for ______and _______ are that they have a continued loving friendship and partnership; that they enjoy success and laughter; that they are blessed with children; and that they always see and talk with their heart.?

My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years, your love for each other will deepen and grow. Years from now, may you look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least. I wish you the very best. My love to the both of you.

Please raise your glasses while I toast my sister and her husband:

Take each day and cherish your time together. Love one another and stand together. Take time to talk to one another. Put your love and your family first; your job and your hobbies second. May your love be like the wind, strong enough to move the clouds, soft enough to never hurt, but always never ending? So heres to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Cheers!

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Maid of honor speech

Before I start I would like to say that ____ you look absolutely beautiful. For those of you know dont know me my name is ____ and for those of you who do, Ill have the usual, just put the bottle next to my purse.

When ____ first asked me to be her bridesmaid I felt delighted but as the big day approached I was informed that I would be doing a speech and a toast. Being the shy and retiring type I was trying to think of ways of getting out of it, but have any of you tried saying no to ____.

Then I thought what could I talk about, like all self respecting 30 something year old, I did research and came up with some sayings that I would like to share with you,


Some say that marriage begins when you sink into his arms and ends up with your arms in his sink. Others would say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage, its love, after marriage it is self-defense.

They say that before marriage a man will lay awake thinking about something you said, after marriage hell fall asleep before you have finished saying it. Now, Im sure that there are some of you out there that can relate to that.

Before I finish, I would like to offer my own advice for a happy and successful marriage, now just because Im not married or never have been it doesnt mean to say I am now not an expert on it.

Groom, Whenever youre wrong, admit it, whenever you right, shut up.

The best way to remember an anniversary is to forget it just once.

Set the ground rules immediately and then do everything _____ says.

Road maps are always a good thing.

Never forget the two most important saying, youre right dear and okay buy it.
Never be afraid that _____ will leave you, she has spent years training you and she wont give that up lightly.

Women really do really need a pair of shoes for every outfit. So on that note before I get into any trouble, Ill propose the toast. To _____ and _____

A wedding day will be remembered
For all the joy it brings
A day of love and happiness
Of vows and wedding rings
A day of new beginnings
Learning what love truly means
Your wedding day is just the start
Of many hopes and dreams.

To the bride and groom!

Maid of Honor Speech
Im in favor of plenty of short speeches, because they inevitably lead to plenty of toasts. So Im on my feet for two reasons: Firstly because my very dear friend has made a beautiful bride, and I want to say so, and secondly because it gives me the chance to add to the toast count.

______has been a great friend in so many ways. We've had a lot of fun together, and she's always been there for me when things were tough. We've come to know one another so well, that we have an understanding that goes beyond words.

We don't judge, and we don't have to explain. So, when it happened, _____didn't really have to say much to make it clear to me that Gilles was The One. All the signs were there... the special looks ... the way her face would light up when he was around.

And in due course there were the bigger changes to their lives as they became a couple. It all felt right as it happened, it all feels right today, and I know that the life they have ahead of them will feel just as right as it does today. All in all, ___ and ____, I can see you both making a success of everything you do together.

With one possible exception: I don't know just how much progress _____ will be able to make in her efforts to teach _____ to cook meals and do housework while she's off to work. It's been a lifetime of him Mom taking real good care of him. ______, help him to grow up..please!.

And I don't know how far ____ will get in persuading his bride ways to spend less time at the mall. The drain on your wallets will be disastrous considering they both like to shop..

Not that it matters.

All we need to know is that these two people have already become comfortable with one another. And that they're excited to be in each other's company.

And that tells me that they have the foundation for a wonderful marriage: not just lovers, but lifelong friends as well.

I am ecstatic for both of you. You truly complement one another. You met as friends and it evolved into a love that so many people rarely find today. Love after all, doesnt make the world go around

Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. And its a wonderful thing when two people who were made for each other manage to fall in love. So Id like to make a toast. And Id like to make it with this thought in mind: If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. So this is to you, _____ and _____, and a wonderful life together. Ladies and Gentlemen, to friends, lovers and soul mates.


Maid of Honor Speech
Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't want to say a lot today, but I do want to say one or two very important things. _____ has been a great friend in so many ways.

We've had a lot of fun together, and she's always been there for me when things were tough. We've come to know one another so well, that we have an understanding that goes beyond words.

We don't judge, and we don't have to explain. So, when it happened, _____ didn't really have to say much to make it clear to me that _____was The One. All the signs were there... the special looks ... the way her face would light up when he was around.

And in due course there were the bigger changes to their lives as they became a couple. It all felt right as it happened, it all feels right today, and I know that the life they have ahead of them will feel just as right as it does today.

All in all, ____ and ____, I can see you both making a success of everything you do together. With one possible exception: I don't know just how much progress ____will be able to make in her efforts to teach _____ to make his own food..

And I don't know how far Harold will get in persuading Rebecca ways to spend less time shopping...look out, your credit card is in trouble. Not that it matters. All we need to know is that these two people have already become comfortable with one another.

And that they're excited to be in each other's company. And that tells me that they have the foundation for a wonderful marriage: not just lovers, but lifelong friends as well. Emily Bronte wrote some words that I think are apt here. She said: Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. _____and _____, your souls ARE the same. You make a perfect couple, you truly deserve each other, and I know You WILL both have a long and happy life together. So ladies and gentlemen, I would like to offer a toast: to my wonderful friend _____, her perfect husband ____, and true love.

Maid of Honor Speech
Im here because my very dear friend is getting married, and boy does she make a beautiful bride _____ has been a great friend in so many ways.

We've had a lot of fun together, and she's always been there for me when things were tough. Whether it was 3 in the morning or afternoon she remained loyal to me. She was there like no one else has been there for me besides my own mother.

Fun times, yes there were many. Who can forget "midnight apple bobbing?"
We've come to know one another so well, that we have an understanding that goes beyond words. When ____ proposed, ____ didn't really have to say much to make it clear to me that he was The One. All the signs were there... the special looks ... the way her face would light up when he was around. It all felt right as it happened, it all feels right today, and I know that the life they have ahead of them will feel just as right as it does today.

All in all, you two, I can see you both making a success of everything you do together, especially in your marriage. Oh yeah, with a couple exceptions: I don't know just how much progress _____ will be able to make in her efforts to teach _____ to play golf properly but at least there's hope with ___ around.

And I don't know how far _____ will get in persuading Jolene ways to spend less time talking on the phone. I don't know how he even finds the time to talk to her.

However, I know they have the foundation for a wonderful marriage: not just lovers, but lifelong friends as well. _____, I want to say thank you. You make things entertaining and exciting for the rest of us. Every one of us is proud to be your friend, and wed do anything for you. Youre a giving person, youre always there if we need you, and we just love you to bits. even though you can sometimes drive us crazy.

So Im just as glad as I can be that youre married, and I hope that your road goes on forever and your party never ends. Good luck to you and your wonderful man. Thank you for bringing color into our lives, and I hope theres plenty in yours for many, many years. Ladies and gentlemen, Id like to offer a toast: To _____ and _____, and a wonderful life together



Bride speech number 1
Naturally, the bride and groom have to give their own speech either together or separately as well.

We did it!! I cant believe were here already!! At first it felt like it couldnt take any longer and the last few weeks just flew! Its overwhelming, Im in awe!

Wow, Im actually Mrs. _______! I cant believe it! Yeah, I can here my co-workers snickering in the back there, I can only imagine the stories Ill be returning to!

____ and I have traveled a long road together already and Im looking forward to our continued journey as husband and wife.

______ and I would like to thank our family and friends for coming tonight and being supportive to us at different stages of our lives. Wed also like to thank those who couldnt be with us in body and spirit like my papa who isnt forgotten and is loved and missed very much! Wed also like to thank the people who we dont know very well for coming and wed like to take the opportunity tonight to get to know you better. Most of all wed like to thank our parents for teaching us the 10 important rules to a healthy marriage:

Never both be angry at the same time.
Never Yell at each other unless the house on fire.
If one of us HAS to win an argument, let it be your mate.
If you have to criticize, do it lovingly.
Never bring up mistakes of the past.
Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
At least once everyday try to say one nice thing to your mate.
When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness.
It takes 2 to quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the talking.

I hope we can remember these rules and live by them. Not only do we want to thank our parents for these rules they are only part of what theyve taught us. We also want to thank-you for building courage when we are scared, for strengthening our hearts when we are weak and when we have self esteem we can conquer anything!

We would like to thank ______ for creating this wonderful meal and
Their lovely staff for their service and kindness and for making this a night to remember.

We would like to thank our beautiful wedding party for their hard work and loyalty & I know they deserve it. Even when things got hectic and I was losing my mind they really pulled through and lifted me up and that is what true friends are made of so lets lift our glasses and toast to our wonderful entourage. Cheers!

Bride Speech number 2
Well, I guess this is slightly unusual a brides speech - but those of you who know me will also know that the chance of me being able to keep me mouth shut while everyone else does a speech was pretty slim. So Im sorry for adding another speech to the list but, if its any consolation, Ill try to keep it short.

Also, there are a few things that I want to say that no-one else will so please bear with me. If this sounds like a bad Oscar acceptance speech, I do apologize!

Id like to thank _____ for being my bridesmaid today. Shes been helpful, supportive and all the things a bride could ask for. The only problem is, she looks completely stunning in her dress so Ive had to sit her as far away from me as possible! Rachael, Ive got a little something for you.

Now, you know someone is a true friend when they re-arrange their holiday so that they can be at your wedding. Acknowledge those who did that or traveled out of city. Over the past months, shes been there with a cup of tea and a listening ear whenever Ive needed her, shes been with me to dress fittings and on numerous shopping expeditions, she helped get everything ready this morning and, she even offered to do my make-up and if that isnt a sign of pure bravery, I dont know what is.

We were actually at school together and suffered numerous French, English and Science classes together so I hope today has been more magical than monstrous. Ive also got a little gift for you.

By the way, just to warn you all, this could be the start of the emotional bit so if I start blubbering, feel free to throw me a tissue.

Mom and Dad, what can I say? You seen me grow up, youve helped me develop and mature into the person that I am today and I hope you think all your hard work has been worth while. I love you both very much and hope you feel happy today rather than sad, for this is only the start of a new chapter, rather than the end of the book. Ive got a couple of gifts for you one will help you celebrate you new found freedom and another will, if you look after it like you looked after me, also grow and thrive.

And finally, a word, or maybe more!!, about my husband (wow!!, I can say that now!) _____ came into my life and completely changed it more grey hairs and worry lines for a start! In all seriousness, I adore this man, and as many of you know how dodgy Jamess time keeping can be, the fact he turned up on time today is a pretty hopeful sign that he feels the same about me too. He is my biggest supporter, my best friend and now my husband how fantastically lucky I am to get all that in one person.

And finally , Id like to say a huge thank you to each and every one of you for being with us today. A wedding can happen anywhere and at any time but it can only be a true celebration when all the people you love are there to share it with you so you really have made our day.

So, if youd please raise you glasses for a toast To Friends & Family

Bride Speech 3
Where do I begin? I guess its right here. My love, on this day I vowed to make our relationship a success and use our love as a guide in all that we do. You are multi-dimensional gift that gets better with every layer that gets peeled away.a compassionate friend, a brilliant mind, a strong father and I am so excited to see what the husband layer brings.

Thank you for allowing me into you and your familys life. Your parents have been inspiring role models in marriage and I love becoming part of your family and cant wait to deepen our relationship. Also, Id like to thank everyone that came here. I think I speak for both us when I say; you people make life so happy for us, Thank you for being a part in our lives.

Grandparent speech
It has been said that being married is like sitting in the bathtubafter awhile its not so hot. This is not true. It is my observation that when you are married you are in hot water all the time.

Marriage has been described in many ways by poets, sages and scribes. Most of these, alas, seem to be critical and satirical, but then, after a picnic you remember the mosquitoes and not the butterflies. It is remembered that Cervantes said marriage is a noose, but who is remembered for having said marriage is a delight?

Ambrose Bierce has said, Women would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. There seems to be a tendency to regard marriage as all very well for women but a disaster for men. Disreli said, I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every woman should marry and no man. I dont think he was too good at arithmetic. Shaw described the world as a strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women. It has also been said that a man chases a girl until she catches him, and romance has been described as the only sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license.

Are there no favorable comments about marriage? Yes there are! Tennyson said, Marriages are made in heaven. Ogden Nash has written, Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. I must confess Im not sure whether thats favorable or not. There is nothing ambiguous about Thomas Wolfe when he says, There is no spectacle on Earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves. And then we must come to Burns for the gentlest tribute to a wife:

She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a loesome wee thing
This sweet wee wife o mine.

So to the happy couple I would say, let your married life together be such as to confound the wits who would make fun of marriage and add support to those poets who sing its praises.

Let us rise now and drink confusion to the wits and joy to the happy couple. The happy couple.

Uncle speech
I want to keep this short, as I realize I wasnt scheduled to speak today. ____, you have matured to be a man of integrity, strength and character. Our family is made stronger by your presence and finally we are able to show ___ what its really about to be a (family name here)..Congratulations ___ and ____.


Brother of the bride speech
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm ____, the bride's brother. On behalf of my mother, Mrs. ___, I wish to thank you all for coming to celebrate this special occasion with us. We are so happy that so many of our friends and relatives are able to come here to enjoy this splendid occasion with us.

Today seems like a magical dream. This morning, I proudly walked my sister down the aisle to marry ____, the man whom she loves so much. It was so beautiful to watch them exchanging their vows in that beautiful stained glass church. Its marvelous seeing these two good people come together.

The Bride and Groom

____is a gem in our family, a blessing to both her parents and me. She's been a good and faithful daughter to my mom and my dad. We know she will also be a blessing to _____and his family. Dad would be so proud to see you together with this man.

____has been a good sister to me. I will miss her wit and good company, especially when South Park is on. _____, I'm sorry but the "higher authorities" will not allow me to do Cartman's German dance to honor this occasion. _____and I have been so close that we're almost telepathic. We used to simply exchange looks at each other to communicate jokes. But lately she's been a little distant. Her eyes like those of Skywalker look far far away to _____. .

_____, I am so glad that you are marrying my sister. _____ and I have been good friends for a long time. He is a hardworking, talented, and ambitious young man. He not only has a good career path in ____ but also a place in the Guinness World Book of Records as the holder of the biggest CD collection. But, above all these things, he loves my sister first and desires that she have the best. I know that my sister has found in you a partner, a trusted friend, a husband who will love her, honor her, cherish and take good care of her.

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I believe this because when he was courting my sister, he honored my family, my sister, and his God by being patient. He waited for the right and appropriate time to ask for my sister's hand in marriage last year. If my father, _____, were alive today he would be proud to give his daughter's hand in marriage to you. Instead, today I have that honor.

The in-laws
Mr and Mrs _____ (groomss parents). I am so happy that my sister is marrying into such a good hearted family. I could not have asked for better in-laws; you both are the kindest, warmest, and friendly people I've known. I know you will take only the best care of my sister.

Would all you all please rise join me - in this first of many toasts to wish the Bride & Groom, _____ and _____, a long and happy married life together. May your lives be entwined like the strong leaves of ivy on a high castle tower. May your joy never end like the circles of your wedding rings.





Father of the bride speeches
I would like to thank you all tonight for being here to support these 2 lovely young adults on their wedding day. I have seen many relationships in my day, and believe me, this is one of the strongest I've come across.

To my baby girl...thank you so much for being a wonderful daughter. Although I know we've had our ups and downs, you have always been so strong, loving and kind. There hasn't been a day in my life where I haven't thanked God for such a great person being in my life. I love you honey.

And to my new son-in-law: TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BABY!

In all seriousness, I know you have ______ best interest at heart, and to tell you the truth, you have been the only boyfriend she's had that I even remotely liked, so you have to be doing something right. I pray that you will continue to bring out the best in each other and fruitful throughout your lifetime.

Cheers to the new beautiful and blushing bride and her new husband.

Father of the Bride Speech
You two make a wonderful couple. And I am a proud father today. I knew, right from the beginning, that ______ would be special. And she is. She's devoted, she's ambitious and she's determined. And some people would say that in her father's eye, she can do no wrong. So what a tall order this father turns out to be for any prospective boyfriend!

But I want to tell you I'm a contented father in law today. ____ is a perfect match, and I'm proud of my daughter for choosing so well. Actually, I always wanted to choose her husband for her. But, of course, she went ahead and did her own choosing and did a better job than I could have ever done. And it's just wonderful to see their love for each other.

I do have to acknowledge this though, ____- my daughter is perhaps not the easiest person in the world to work with when it comes to animals. She is so scared of them it's unbelievable.

But I can promise you: apart from that, as you probably already know, she's just about perfect! And if she brings even half the joy into your life that she's brought ours, I know you will feel blessed.

We have so many wonderful memories, (daughter)______You really have been a joy in our life.

I want you to know how much it means to us that you've made such a success of your life. You're doing a wonderful job of every part of it. When I see the two of you together laughing and enjoying one anothers company, it warms my heart.

And as I watch you both planning your future life, I know that this father who, I must admit, is a something of a worrier by nature has nothing to worry about.

You make a wonderful couple. _____and ____, there is much love in this room today. A wedding is not only about love for each other, but the love you share with all the people in your life. You are among friends who wish you all the happiness and love in the world. Good luck to you and God bless you both.


Father speech
My dear daughter, you have done me proud today, now I can safely sleep at night without wondering what time you are back home and who is keeping you out so late. My dearest daughter, now you have brought me a son, someone to help me with the garden and the lawn. I could not have asked for more.

It takes a whole lifetime to know someone, but as you may well know, your mother and I have been through hell and back together, I am sure you will be able to go through the same.

To my son in law, well there is not much I can say son, except to remind you about the yard that needs cleaning soon after the wedding party. Welcome to the family son, we love you both.

Father Speech
I have to say, this day has come around sooner that I was expecting. I dont mean that _____ has rushed into this, of course! Its just that one day you have a brand new daughter, and the next, shes a young woman starting her own life.


I knew, right from the beginning, that _____ would be special. And she is. She's fun-loving, she's loyal and generous. And some people would say that in her father's eye, she can do no wrong. So what a tall order this father turns out to be for any prospective boyfriend! But I want to tell you I'm a contented father in law today. _____ is a perfect match, and I'm proud of my daughter for choosing so well. Actually, I always wanted to choose her husband for her. But, of course, she went ahead and did her own choosing and did a better job than I could have ever done. And it's just wonderful to see their love for each other.

I do have to acknowledge this though, ______ is perhaps not the easiest person in the world to work with when it comes to helping others. She loves spending time making the world a better place..

But I can promise you: apart from that, as you probably already know, she's just about perfect! And if she brings even half the joy into your life that she's brought ours, I know you will feel blessed.

We have so many wonderful memories,______ You really have been a joy in our life.

I want you to know how much it means to us that you've made such a success of your life. You're doing a wonderful job of every part of it. I really dont propose to offer any helpful words of advice.

And I say that for the simple reason that You two clearly dont need any. Theyre full of purpose, full of energy, and they know where exactly where their life is taking them. And so, I just want to say this: ______ and _____, thank you for making us such proud and happy parents.

So this is the toast I would like to make to you: May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever.

Mother of Bride speech

I have been waiting to do this for a long time. ____ has always been a person who truly loves life. From the day she saw her first Princess movie, she always wanted to get married.

As a mother, I couldn't have been happier raising someone as sweet as her. When she would try something new, she never quit until she got what she wanted.

Enter ____. I don't know if you know this ____, but the day she met you she said she'd marry you, and here you are.

During the course of their relationship I have seen the two of them flourish so well together that I can hardly believe they're the same two people.

I am so proud of what you've accomplished together. And wish the two of you all the happiness in the world. Cheers.

Mother speech
Today, I can't describe the feelings that are rushing through me. You have always been such a beautiful and passionate girl and today I know I've never seen you more beautiful & passionate, except now you're a woman.

Like most parents out there, your children can be a handful and there are days where you wonder what ever made you get into this "parent trap." But thankfully, especially with ____, their angelic attributes come to the surface and all the other stuff just melts away.

I can say I have never known a child to be as compassionate as ____ was. I'll never forget, her father and I were watching a movie and she was barely 2 years old, there was a part in which a child was crying because of fighting with her mother. I turned to _____ and there were tears streaming down her face. That day I knew that she was extremely empathetic and she'd be able to help many with such a caring attitude towards her fellow human being.

_____, I love you and I couldn't be prouder of the woman you've become. You are an outstanding person at home and within the community and your father and I love deeply.

_____, I'd like to say, I couldn't have picked a better match for my daughter. You too are compassionate, beautiful and a wonderful role model for those around you. Please take care of my daughter, as I pass her on to you. You, have not only won her heart, you've won her mother's.

May God bless you in all your endeavors together. Cheers to the bride and groom.



Mother speech
My dearest daughter, you have taken the path I told you to take, I am proud of you. Marriage is not always rosy my dear, it is hard, your father and I have had to endure times when we really thought we were not going to make it, but he here we are still going strong and I still love him if not more than when I first met him.

I want you to be strong and take good care of your husband. To my son in law, well, some things are better left unsaid, and I guess you already know that mother in laws cause a lot of stress when they do visit. I hope you will be looking forward to our weekly visits. Welcome to the family son.

Grooms parents speech

What does marriage mean?
Being together now and forever
Having the same ways
Giving each other nice nicknames
Going shopping together
Watching the same TV channel
Debating problems maturely
Bringing him slippers when he comes home from work
Thinking of her only
Looking forward to leaving the office
Waiting for him patiently
Having a nice bath together
Well these are the joys of marriage
And we will be there to help you though....Congratulations to both of you

Grooms Parent speech
A good marriage must be created.
In marriage, the little things are the big things:
Never being too old to hold hands.
Remembering to say "I love you" at least once a day.
Never going to sleep angry.
Having a mutual sense of values and common objectives.
Standing together facing the world.
Forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family.
Speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways.
Having the capacity to forgive and forget, and then forgetting what you forgave.
Giving each other an atmosphere in which to grow.
Not only MARRYING the right person, but BEING the right partner.
Cheers, to the bride and groom on their special day
Our family is stronger for having _________ (bride) in it
My son is a better man.


Miscellaneous wedding toasts and speeches--
3 minute speech from groom to friends and co-workers

Thanks everyone, they say marriage is an institution and therefore, it
Seems proper that I am about to be married since some of you have been saying I should have been institutionalized for years.

Some of you may be concerned as to whether I am actually prepared marriage, but I want to assure you that I am fully aware of the changes that marriage will bring and to this end I have prepared a small list.

1. I understand that my rights to have a say in matters pertaining to decorating are revoked. Although I am still entitled to an opinion on such matters, my wife has no obligation to reward my ideas with anything other than a pat on the head and a giggle.

2. I am aware that shopping, as a married man will differ somewhat from what I am used to. So picking up a bag of potato chips and a keg of beer before proudly announcing Im done may result in some privileges being withdrawn.

3. Flowers are no longer a currency for buying forgiveness.

4. The frequency of sex will now be directly related to my behavior, thoughtfulness and consideration and will be awarded on a performance basis.

5. Cooking by a male in the kitchen is out of bounds except under strict supervision. However, I must be careful in my wording that The kitchen belongs to my wife. N.B. See no.4 for ramifications if the phrase My wife belongs in the kitchen is inadvertently used.

6. I love you is no longer just an expression of endearment, but also a handy answer to no-win questions such as Do I look okay, Do you think I am getting fat and Do you mind if my mother comes to stay for a few days.

7. It is okay for her to shout Yeah at hunks on the television, because it is just meant in a humorous way. I must however refrain from making any such comment when a beautiful girl appears on screen. I understand that although she may not be watching for a reaction, she will be on alert. If in doubt see no.6. Important Note: The words Rack, Hooters and Headlamps are no longer a useful part of my vocabulary and must be dispensed of immediately,

So as you can see guys, I am prepared for what is to come. Thank you for the present and Id like to also thank you for not getting me a stripper. Getting a stripper at this point would be like buying a big cream cake for a fat kid to celebrate him going on a diet.

I look forward to seeing most of you at the wedding and if you see me before the ceremony looking at you with fear in my eyes, its just that my mind has gone blank with nerves. Please just remind me of her name and everything will be fine.

Types of Additions to the speech
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Thank you all for the presents, cards and best wishes. It really does mean a lot to me that I have your support as I begin my journey as a married man.

It is traditional to get some funny gifts and I was apprehensive as to what I would get as I came to work this morning. I tried to think of practical applications for such things as an eight-foot pair of plastic breasts, an elephants trunk thong and an inflatable sheep.

It seems ironic that many of the humorous gifts associated with getting married would be hours of fun for a bachelor. Still.(check watch, look at one of the presents if appropriate and then back at your watch).there is time.

Ahem, I put on my best underwear this morning, just in case you had me tied up and whipped by a stripper, but it looks like so far (SUITABLE PERSON) has managed to keep their clothes on. So, Im not the only one achieving a first today Eh?


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10 Commandments of marriage Speech
"Thou shalt have no other human being before your husband or your wife."
No other human being should come before your mate - no one, neither father nor mother, son nor daughter, brother nor sister, friend nor acquaintance.

"Thou shalt put no thing before your husband or wife."
You should put no thing between each other. No house should ever come before your spouse. Whether house, car, pleasure, money, or fame - nothing."

"Thou shalt not belittle, criticize or fault find, but rather encourage your spouse in all ways." Since God's Word teaches us to make no idols, it follows that we are to honor each other's name. Honor each other and seek to put each other first above any other person on earth.

"Thou shalt remember her/his day, to keep it special."
Set time aside for the two of you so you may not grow apart but even closer. Your spouse and your children are worthy of your time and your undivided attention.

"Thou shalt give honor not only to your father and mother, but to those who become your father-in-law and mother-in-law."
As you two become one, you marry into another family. Wise is the husband or wife who does not take it upon himself or herself to find fault with those who are related to their spouse.

"Thou shalt not destroy the spirit within your spouse."
Husbands, do not destroy your bride's dreams and hopes for the future which she now places in your hands. Most of man's earthly happiness depends upon his wife. Most assuredly God will bless a man in this life, yet John Wesley discovered that, regardless of a noble cause, a woman can make a man most miserable. Wife, covenant that you will not be such a person. Both of you must honor and build up the personhood of the other.

"Thou shalt give your passions only to each other, not to another."
You should not give away your passions to another in word, in thought, or in deed. This person beside whom you stand on your wedding day is to be your lover as well as your helpmate and your best friend.

"Husband, steal not from your wife that which is her privilege to give. Wife, receive what he gives to you with gratitude".
The spirit of gratitude can greatly can greatly bless a home. If your minds are filled with thoughts of gratitude, and if you look on that which you do have and not that which you do not have, you will be blessed.

"Thou shalt not bear false witness to each other."
Be honest with each other. Dishonesty and an unwillingness to talk through differences build a silent wall which is not easily dismantled. The real self, then, refuses to be disclosed, and a couple may gradually begin to drift apart.

"Thou shalt not seek greener pastures, whether they be those things physical or material." Do no engage in selfish fantasies. Be content with the one whom God has given to you, and God will bless your lives together.

Wedding Toasts
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

From Bride to the Groom - Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Heres to you both.

Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together.



Maid of Honor Toast
The vows have been read, the cake has been cut, lets hope (the bride's name) does not grow a big butt.

Toast by Best Man
The two secrets to a long lasting marriage: here is to good sense of humor ...and a short memory. The two secrets to a long lasting marriage: here is to good sense of humor ...and a short memory.


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